da-alien:

Long distance relationships aren’t so bad if your dick is long enough to reach ya girl

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"I mean, I hope you’re happy,
But the sky is still the sky without you,
And I’m not surprised by that anymore."

Caitlyn Siehl, from This is Not a Love Poem (via alonesomes)

(Source: pukesplatter, via bebemarie)

"My heart swings back and forth between the need for routine and the urge to run."

(note to self)

(Source: c0ntemplations, via bebemarie)

"sex is a sacred exchange, an energy trade. be careful who u share your space with, don’t sleep with the devil expecting to wake up in heaven"

Overlyxclusive (via kushandwizdom)

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elijahkrantz:

I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit

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thefineside:

missinglinc:

the-goddamazon:

Dudes who actually react when you giving him the suck up.

Bless y’all. I love guy-moans. I love when he start cussin under his breath and shit. He start looking for shit to hold onto, grabbing my hair, can’t figure out how his life got to this point and shit.

That kind of dude is fun to suck and fuck.

YES!

Even more special are the ones who say “I’ve never came from head”.

You feel accomplished as fuck.

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LMAO 

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"You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head."

Matt Groening (via larmoyante)

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